Hey kids. Why the long faces? Why not start your day off the RIGHTeous way with a full serving of Justice Smacks? Nutritious & delicious, Justice Smacks are packed with vitamin J, moral fiber & principles.* Now you can face your day with a healthy body & an eerily fanatical sense of piety to fill the gaping hole left by your murdered family.
*Now comes with 3 marshmallow flavors.
- The Boondocks Saints
- Law Abiding Citizen
- Mystic River
Other breakfast cereals are loaded with sugar & ethical ambiguity. Not Justice Smacks. After just 3 servings, you'll be tattooing yourself in Latin, setting up jarringly macabre Rube Goldberg devices & screaming at the nearest policeman about whether or not that's your child. What better way to start, maintain & end your day?
Justice Smacks. You'll know the taste, even blindfolded.
Cinema Triforce is part of a fair & balanced breakfast.