Episode #172: What if That Happened

November 21st, 2015
Many movies are just flights of fancy, but sometimes they make you wonder about possible events in the world.  Each of the movies this week seem really far-fetched, but they all have a spark of possibility & some real questions to pose for how humanity behaves.  
You can always ask what if this story was real, but the layers within these stories are essay-worthy in the amount of dirt they can dig up (please be sure to credit the Cinema Triforce if you use one of these for your thesis).  
As always, if you feel like there are other films that stir your brain like this, tell us about them:  cinemasluts@gmail.com.  OR  cinema triforce on Facebook.
Kevin Smith probably releases the most bonus material of anyone.  Here is the best deleted scene from Dogma:  Muse song

Links for episodes mentioned:  

Matt Damon:  School TiesTrue Grit
Ben Affleck:  PaycheckDazed & Confused
Chris Rock:  Lethal Weapon 4New Jack CityOsmosis Jones  
Alan Rickman:  Die HardRobin Hood
Jason Lee:  IncrediblesVanilla Sky.   George Carlin:  B & T's Bogus Journey
Howard Shore:  BigSilence of the LambsPhiladelphia, LOTR: 231.
   James Spader:  Secretary.
Kurt Russell:  Big Trouble in lil China, Deathproof, Tombstone, Exec. Decision
Djimon Hounsou:  Gladiator
   Neil Blomkamp:  Chappie
Sharlto Copley:  A-TeamOld BoyMaleficent
Neil Marshall - the Descent  (Jason Cope, Nathalie Boltt)
P.S. - I meant Jeremy London (see, we all make mistakes).  I also skipped Australia as a continent, but I stuck AC/DC underneath that section as a consolation.  :)

Here are some links randomly found when looking for the Thomas & Friends theme:   Thomas 1.  Thomas 2.

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Episode #171: The Godfrey Shuffle

November 7th, 2015

Guest Host:  Godfrey 

Oh what a treat for you this week!  As we hope to shed light on you about movies you may have missed or avoided, some of our friends do that for us also.  Godfrey is just such a friend and we are glad to feature him this episode to discuss movies he brought before the mostlymighty Triforce.  The variety of style and feel between these 3 movies is also pretty novel, so you don't have to deal with just horror or just drama (for those who watch everything we suggest - and hey: thanks!!)

Enjoy as we add another host to the Triforce family.  And fear not, citizens!  We're gonna get Chris' smooth buttery voice back online pretty soon.  Meantime, you can listen to the rest of our archive while you wait (after listening to this week's show, of course).  He's on a lot of those!  
Here's a link for the Beyonce mashup to answer why I put that other song under the episode:  Beyonce mashup.  
Link for: Airborne downhill  
  • Links for episodes mentioned:.  
Eddie Murphy:  Mulan.  Jacob Vargas:  Traffic 
Jack Black:  Kung Fu PandaPick of DestinyHigh Fidelity 
Edie McClurg:  Ferris BuellerNatural Born KillersPlanes Trains & Automobiles
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Episode # 170: Ensemble Quilt Volume 1

October 25th, 2015
First off: these trailers don't do the movies or their tone justice - just trust us and watch 'em!

Blow that dust off your earbuds or headphones - the Triforce returns!!  Some movies are so full of actors, you know it's gonna take a while to even get through the list.  We made it simple by only looking at 2 in a sitting.  One blew up & was then forgotten; one didn't even have the exposure to be forgotten.  We now cast a light on 2 movies chock full of actors we now know, but were not the same stars when they were made.

Thanks for awaiting our return.  We should keep to the schedule of every other Saturday again from now forward.  Have a safe Halloween for those who partake - 

Links for episodes mentioned:  

Katie Holmes - Batman Begins.
James Duval - Donnie Darko. Also the Donnie Spoiler episode.

Sarah Polley - Dawn of the Dead.

William Fitchner - Dark KnightLone Ranger.

Glenn Close - Dangerous LiaisonsFatal AttractionLion in Winter.

Timothy Olyphant - Live Free or Die Hard (4).

Allison Janney - American Beautythe Help.

Carrie-Anne Moss - Matrix, Matrix 2/3

James Horner - Krull.  

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Episode #169: Summer Summary Slut Spectacular

September 25th, 2015

Another blockbuster parade has come & gone.  Now we deliver to you our list of what made this summer worth watching.  While having its fair share of strikes & gutters, this year nevertheless delivered.

Marvel is now in full swing and the other studios are frantically striving to touch that high water mark.  One could argue that there’s never been a better time to be a movie goer.  Action, sci-fi, adventure, drama, intrigue, heist & heart alike;  Heck, even a Jedi will crave these things come the end of the year!  We sluts be fans.  What are we fans of in particular, you ask?

Well, tune in & find out.  
Come on, dooo ittt!! Listen, we're heeere!!

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Episode #168: Post Traumatized Sluts

August 29th, 2015

It's one "crazy" episode this week as Chris and guest-star Dani (his wife) jump on their little gas powered scooter and navigate the side streets of the human psyche.  Now, while Sandler has indeed garnered accolades for his stellar performance in PTA's Punch Drunk Love, few know of this week's gem.  

Considering the lackluster trailer that the studio put out for this (making it look like a silver medal'd re-awokened bromance, rather than the real deal it is), we're not surprised that most people didn't get a chance to screen it.  Luckily for you all, we snatched it off the dusty DVD shelf and delved deep to deliver a stark, appreciatory episode. We hope you have as much fun listening as we did recording.
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After These Messages, We’ll be - Right Back

August 22nd, 2015

Hail & good morrow avid listeners,

This past week has indeed been a rough one on account of a death in the Cinema Triforce family.  

On account of this, we will regretfully be unable to deliver an episode this week.  
We thank you all so much for your understanding & consideration and encourage you all to make those calls, take those trips, & figure out a holiday visit if you miss a year or two.

Let everyone that you love, know it, for all we have is each other.
Here are a few movies that Matt only watched because Mom insisted:
Thank you all so much.  

~Matt & Chris "The Cinema Sluts"

Episode #167: Multi-verse I’d Rather Watch

August 8th, 2015
If we aren't looking at our phones, we're looking at our watches.  Need more time?  How about another lifetime?  These movies provide different looks & styles for doing it all over again.  Length, cost, level of excitement or confusion:  all of these can make you love or hate stuff like this.  Each of the 2 discussed has its own approach to the concept of reincarnation or simultaneous choices.  You get to see the path not taken in addition to that other one...  What were we sayin'?

Just watch 'em - love 'em, hate 'em; just make sure you see them to find out how they affect you.

Which of these two titans is the darkest timeline (link)  ?

Here is a site for our friend Jeffrey Veregge (amazing tribal comic & pop art)

Music Lovers:  Here is the whole song for Speed Racer we used 
covered by Stan Bush (The Touch, Dare, Bloodsport Theme).

Drinking game fans:  Mr Nobody - Every time there is a single 
leaf shown.  Cloud Atlas - Every scene with Hugo Weaving.  If that
seems like too much, go with Keith David..

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Episode #166: End of the World

July 25th, 2015
Do you think you're going to die?  Sure, we all do..  but how?  HOW?!?!
Whether it's monkeys or comet zombies or even the deadly Motaba virus, all have us in their apocalyptic cross-hairs.  How you cope with this information is entirely up to you.  You could fight back, go back in time or pop on down to the mall and finally nab those amazing shoes you always wanted but couldn't afford.  Ya know...the ones that are $300 FUCKING DOLLARS?!

Oh, and we made multiple references to the Clerks animated cartoon this episode, so here's a treat for you all:  Leonardo is caught in the grip of an Outbreak of Randal's imagination and Patrick Swayze either does or doesn't work in the new pet store

Here is a link for the original french film that inspired 12 Monkeys: La Jetee

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Episode #165: Epic-Sode VII: Das Boot

July 12th, 2015

In the past, our pursuit of the EPIC-sode has taken us from the foggy moors of Scotland to the history-laden shores of the Ganges.  Terrain that we’ve yet to explore in all its moist epic-ness (or epic moistness?) is on tap this week. 
Okay, it’s not so much terrain as an element (like Earth, Wind & Fire, not like the science-y element as it's a compound).  It can be harsh, intoxicating & cruel.  Is there a better setting to have an EPIC told in?  

The answer is no

Das Boot’s been on our radar ever since our inception, but seeing as neither of us had screened it, we wanted to keep it in our proverbial “Back Catalog” til a time arose when it might rise from the murky abyss and show us all what “Epic” really means.

Suffice to say:  We were not disappointed and neither shall you be.  

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Episode #164: Around the World in 80 Minutes

June 28th, 2015
Hop aboard to hear of international fare as your globe trottin' sluts cruise the world in our official Cinema Triforce "Self-Sustaining Hot-Air" balloon. (Get it?  'Cause we talk a lot and we're full of hot air...right?)

Tired of American movies & reality, we outsourced our topic to save money and sanity.  Our wanderlust took us from 中华 (China) to भारत (India) and finally came to a halt in Norge (Norway).  With such an eclectic blend of cinema, we had our work cut out for us.  We leave it to you to enjoy one hell of a fun episode.  Plus, we made extra effort not to spoil anything this week, so if you haven't - SCREEN these flicks ASAP.  

PS: Trollhunter IS on Netflix.  

PPS:  Happy Pride!!  Have a Coke & sing in perfect harmony, dammit!!  Actually, drink Pepsi - they are ethically a better company to support for sugar-water.
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Episode #163: Action I’d Rather Watch

June 14th, 2015
Carnage & chrome abound as we scream from the internet rooftop our love of the ever-evolving modern-day "Action" movie.  As children of the 70's & 80's, sometimes it's difficult for us avoid the obvious comparisons (we're looking at you, Jason Momoa Conan).  However, we can still be surprised, and this week's choices certainly knocked the wind outta all four of our lungs.
As a versus-style episode, this one is more about the strong suits of each to guide you toward what you might prefer (though you should have already watched both, you slackers).  Do Chris & I agree??  Listen & find out!  Then write in and tell what we said; we already forgot..  'cause we're busy watchin' these movies again.

Hardcore note:  The 'get outta my car' is from the Hoff.  Here is the full glory of that video for those who have missed his renaissance.  Also, here is a Henry Rollins clip that we almost used for that moment..  classic Hank.  Here is totally classic Winger for those interested.

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Episode #162: Storytelling Soundtracks

May 31st, 2015
You will need your boombox & a Maxell 3-pack 'cause it's time for the ultimate podcast mix-tape!  So crank your nostalgia meters to Eleven and come with us on a journey of soundtrack glory where love, loss & lust run rampant.  Oh, the things we'll do to your cochlear passages!!!

Okay, maybe that was a little wordy (and creepy)...  it's just that we're REALLY excited to finally be doing this episode!  We're soundtrack/score fanatics and it's easy to get carried away.

Just listen & you'll see.  We're wild for the tunes.

P.S.  While there were many to choose from, we ended up going with our good friend Rick James.  Don't worry Kiss OR Cee-Lo, we haven't forgotten you both.  Also, in our defense: Curtis Mayfield is just so damn awesome, we forgot that Kung-Fu was on Sweet Exorcist, and not Super Fly.  Our bad. 

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Episode #161: Remakes Carrie

May 17th, 2015
Carrie (1976) -vs- Carrie (2013)
With Crypticon just around the corner for us, we couldn't resist hopping back on the Remakes train.  We have compared samurai to cowboysvampires to...well...vampires; we've steered this labor-of-love locomotive across many parts of the globe.  Now it's time to steer it back in time for Senior Prom.  

Carrie has become virtually synonymous with the experience that is high school and the horrible times that many suffer during it.  From getting covered in pig's blood to "They're all gonna laugh at you," most are familiar with Carrie's tale of woe.  As a character more than a few of us relate to, it was inevitable it would be made again.  

Nowadays, many discredit remakes without seeing them, but this time the new blood has some cool surprises under its puffy satin shoulders.  Try to calm your murderous rage long enough to see which version comes out on top.
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Episode #160: Dreamworks

May 3rd, 2015
Pixar indeed stands tall amongst the world of modern day animation.  Heck, we even dedicated a whole episode to their genius.  However, one must not overlook the competition that has steadily been catching up creatively over the years.  Since 1998, Dreamworks animation has delivered 30+ films that (with the exception of one) have turned quite a profit.  So it's obvious that there's an audience for animation beyond the safety of They-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named.  

Dreamworks has made strides outside the "kid appropriate" box,as well as keeping in step with social progressive attitudes (from Hiccup being handicapped, to Gobber being gay).  Their trust in the modern audience has paid off and they won't be stopping anytime soon..

Dreamworks do in fact live up to their moniker and we couldn't be more pleased with the results.

PS: For those paying attention, here's the episode of Heat Vision & Jack that we named in the episode. 

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Episode #159: History on the Screen

April 19th, 2015
It's been little over a year since we last delved into history via cinema.  What was intended to be one episode evolved into a triptych of awesome (#102#103 & #105assisted in no small part by our friend Brandon.  Only one of those was history-based (102 about Malcolm X); all three movies come from U.S. history this time.  Plus, Selma is a nice answer to Malcolm X.

Trying to be brief, we were able to "stay on target" and cover our three choices without falling down the rabbit hole.  As in not talking so darned long..

We leave you with a nice MLK zinger, even if you skip this episode (but you know, um, don't...)  : 

 "We must live together as brothers or perish together as fools."

P.S.  Here is the Leeroy Jenkins clip.  His mistake is at about 0:25 and the specific reference is at about 1:00-1:10.  

Here is the Cheerios ad reaction.  If you won't sit through the whole thing - after the 1st part, skip to 4:47 where a black kid talks about how uncomfortable he is 'joking' with his white friends.

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